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[Wed Mar 17, 2010 at 4:54pm] |
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With Art totally and completely busy with school work, ugh, why so much profs? I have been using all my free time to try and gain some sophistication. I read a book, I mean, it was a really good one too. I read Celestina Werbeck's unauthorised biography. Her life was so exciting! She was a big start back when our parents were young, so like, a million years ago. But still. And I bought some new clothes through a catalog. Nothing with lycra or animal print, even though I look really good in it. And I let Gretchen do my makeup, so I didn't look like, in her words, a "retarded five year old slag." I looked really good in that red lipstick she lent me. I should buy some when I go to Hogsmeade. And I still need to find a date. I need one with a single best mate who can take both Art and I. So yeah, that's like, really important stuff.
I don't feel so glitter when Art is not with me, I'm like, missing my other half. This is really hard. Phoebe is super cool. And Gretchen, where would I be without her? I think she's really brill and everything. She is always dispensing helpful life advice, like, how to get over that certain someone whose name can never be mentioned. Or how to look smarter without blokes thinking you're out of their league. She is just so glitter, I don't know what I did without her? She told me that most of the girls here need makeovers, and I believe her. I think I'm going to devote my life to doing her good work, giving makeovers to the masses. It's so charitable.
I just totally had an epithany. I'm destined to be someone's style guru. This is life changing.
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[Tue Mar 02, 2010 at 10:22pm] |
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Blah blah Ravenclaw scandal blah. Can we please get back to what's important here, Artemis has a bunch of clothing catalogs and we can shop from school. Hello, what can be better than shopping school. I'll never have to go into Hogsmeade unless I want something like, butterbeer and sweets. This is probably the most glitter, which is our new word by the way. I hope Gretchen likes it, because I think it's amazing seriously.
We need to have some fun around here, so much drama. Is Hufflepuff the only house that knows how to have fun? I think so.
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